Michael Eakes

I couldn't help but notice these dog mannequins in a San Francisco shop window. Are these anthropomorphic figures well established? Did I already miss their tipping point? I immediately consulted "the google" to find out.

My conclusion, despite the abundance of dog mannequins and fashion to adorn them, is that the life-size but lifeless animals are only at the beginning of their frenetic, memetic life-cycle. I take comfort knowing this becuase no-one beat me to google-coining the word "doggequins" Did I just google-coin the verb "google-coin"?

In any case, I'm certainly going to buy the domain names before the great doggequin epidemic happens.